Don't Ask Me — I'm an NPC

Photograph of a portrait tan stitched keychain with a wide-eyed cartoon person shrugging above the words. Engraved text reads “DON’T ASK ME. I’M AN NPC.”

Gaming humor for the days you are just along for the ride.

Some days the main quest can wait. This little keychain pairs a bewildered shrug with gaming humor for anyone who occasionally feels like a background character just trying to get through the day.

Why we made it

To turn a familiar gaming joke into a small, wearable bit of humor that students and gamers can recognize at a glance.

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