I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Photograph of a portrait tan stitched keychain with a wide-eyed open-mouthed cartoon animal holding an unfolded map above the words. Engraved text reads “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING.”

For everyone making it up as they go.

The map is open, the expression is enthusiastic, and the plan is still a mystery. This keychain puts a cheerful face on the very human experience of figuring things out as you go.

Why we made it

To make uncertainty feel approachable through a funny character and a message plenty of people recognize.

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