The Distinguished Duck

Photograph of a portrait tan stitched keychain featuring a front-facing duck with a tall top hat and an oversized curled mustache.

A distinguished duck with an exceptionally impressive mustache.

A duck, a top hat, and a mustache with absolutely no intention of being subtle. This character brings a little old-fashioned silliness to an everyday accessory, proving that a design can have plenty of personality without saying a word.

Why we made it

To create a character-driven keychain whose exaggerated features make the whole joke work without lettering.

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